CYBER GREETINGS
[PERSON ---> YOU]
hi: xxx is afraid. Is breaking restraint. Hopes for a reply but is not confident on one. Feels that giving up 2 letters will not do much to hurt pride if no reply is given.
hello: xxx has a motive for speech. Is more confident on a reply but expects to get ignored. Is concealing how much or how little he or she wants to speak.
hey: xxx wants to speak. Is more friendly towards you.
eg. haizzz: Theres always a new "in" way to greet a person.
eg. qjdwimznahguyoeeroflsakdfjmancjxkswprikmxmznvjddiz: spam
REPLY
[ACCEPT A CONVERSATION]
Add =)/:)/! behind the greeting. If using a greeting with very few letters, make sure the first letter is in caps. Type eg. How are you? immediately after the greeting without waiting for the other person to reply.
[DECLINE A CONVERSATION]
Reply using a short greeting without any caps, eg. hi. If other person continues talking then use short replies or just ask him or her to go away. Normally swearing at the person works too.
A- Accept
PD- Politely decline
D- Decline
[SCENARIOS eg.]
How was your day?
A: It was great/terrible lol.. I went ------. How was yours?
PD: fine
D: none of your business jerk
I totally screwed up the performance =(
A: Aww that's such a pity =( But it's ok- everyone screws up once in awhile
PD: aww ok
D: good for you now you know how much you suck
Argh I've got a swimming competition later and I'm worried =(
A: Just do your best and everyone will be happy!
PD: ok lol
D: You wouldn't be worried if you trained hard enough noob
[END]
Would have been longer if I wasn't pestered by some idiots -.-
I remember the time when I used to love and care. But everything I loved and cared for were unreal and plastic. No one truly cares about me. No one would die for me. If I don't get it from the outside I'll get it from myself. And all the emptiness I feel will be replaced by hate for everthing I once loved.
