For Your Sake... (Retardology)

---Stolen Off Shen Yuan--- For Your Sake

Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by “ology.”

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. No dressing (No salad as well)

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. My bag =)

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Umm... What if I don't sit down?

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Huh? What's a tip? They existed?

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Thought. Food for thought.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. I don't eat pizzas... but um... air?

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. I don't put anything on my toast - maid does it =P haha shameless me

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Blood Thirster squeezing the blood out of Captain Davian Thule =)

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 1.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. My sanity. My life.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Umm... about 3, 4 years ago? can't remember. Did I even have one?

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Me?

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. If I was unconcious I wouldn't know would I?

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Nah the suspense rocks.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Retard.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. White... or maybe black?

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Everybody makes mistakes...

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. I failed to save my own =(

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Well it's gone now anyway... nothing to save.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. No -.-

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No -.-

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Sure.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Add two more zeros and yes.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Yes.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Depends on whose life.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A. What left pocket?

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Never seen it. All the movies I've seen suck. Therefore it's a good movie.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: I don't own a house =P

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: I swim =) But fail because there's too little water.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Depends on who.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 1.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Narrowly missed a few times... But a miss is a miss.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A person who owns a life.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: There's no number one on top of 8?

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A. Me =)

Q: Last person who called you?
A. Umm... you know who you are =)

Q: Person you hugged?
A: I don't hug anyone they hug me...

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: Number!

Q: Season?
A: Seasoning!

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A. But someone's right there on top...

Q: Mood?
A: ?dooM Haha Lvl?Death + Doom... Actually I'm just bored.

Q: Listening to?
A: My computer whining at the way I treat it =(

Q: Watching?
A. The word "Watching".

Q: Worrying about?
A. When this thing will finally end.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The bar... for torture.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Click "PUBLISH POST".

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A. I can't remember! Never go to the movies anymore.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: =)=)=)=)=)=) Hahahahaha =)=)=)=)=)=) Hahahaha YES!

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Only when I feel like being friendly.